Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
Brushing your teeth before breakfast, is the same as wiping your ass before taking a shit.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
A successful man is one that can make more than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
