Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
If you can't beat them, taze them.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
