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Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.

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Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.

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Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!

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I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?

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Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.

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Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.

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I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.

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When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.

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The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.

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Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.

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When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

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Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.

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If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.

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You're never too old to learn something stupid.

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"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.

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Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.

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I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.

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That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.