Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.
I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
