Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
