I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
Everything becomes funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
I wish I was as much of a morning person as my penis is.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
Be positive for no reason.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
