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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

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Letting go doesn't mean giving up, but rather accepting that there are things that cannot be.

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How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.

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Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

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Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.

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Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.

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Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!

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He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.

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Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.

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That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.

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I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.

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When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."

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I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.

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Be positive for no reason.

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I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

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Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-

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If you're good at something, don't do it for free.