I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Born to be different, like everyone else.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
