I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
You live and you learn.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
Life is like a penis. It's short, but seems so long when it gets hard
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
