I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't need glasses... she drinks straight out of the bottle.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
Wherever you go, there you are.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
