I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
You look at them. They look at you. You look away. Awkward.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Everyone's fine with babies being entertained by keys, but let one baby drive a Porsche and suddenly I'm a horrible uncle.
Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
