The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.
Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.
F that B.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.
