The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
Never close a door that someone still holds a key to.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Charlie Sheen just set record for 'fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers.' Not his only speed record.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.
Real eyes realize real lies.
The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
