Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
Trust in God but lock your car.
