Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
F that B.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O
Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
