Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
Men are like parking lots; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
