You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.
Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
Take it easy, give it hard.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
You inspire me to be a better pervert.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
