You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Fall in love with my mind.
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
You never how much is enough until you know how much is too much.
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