You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
If someone tries to bring you down it means that you are higher than them.
The world is full of guys, be a man.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
The lottery: voluntary taxation.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
The awkward moment when you politely decline food at a friends house and immediately regret the decision afterwards.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
