You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
Real eyes realize real lies.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
