A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Treat every problem as your dog would: If you can't eat it, fuck it or piss on it, then walk away.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Be positive for no reason.
Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
