A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
