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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

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Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.

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Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.

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I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.

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Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.

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The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.

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Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.

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When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.

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I eat problems, then shit out success.

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I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.

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From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.

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Got an issue? Get a tissue.

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If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.

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Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

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Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?

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Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.

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I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.