A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
I always wanted to be someone. I see now that I should have been more specific.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
You look at them. They look at you. You look away. Awkward.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
F that B.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Everything becomes funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
