A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain
The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
