It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
Everybody is a student for life.
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
