It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people.
A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.
Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
