It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
What's the most successful pickup line ever? A: 'Does this smell like chloroform?'
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
