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It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.

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You live and you learn.

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Wild hearts can't be broken.

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I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.

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Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...

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The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....

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Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.

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Winners do what other people won't.

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Treat every problem as your dog would: If you can't eat it, fuck it or piss on it, then walk away.

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Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.

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I'm gonna go take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

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I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?

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Life is like a penis, when it gets hard, fuck it.

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Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.

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I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.

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You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...

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Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".

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If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name, amen'

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I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.