Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
If someone tries to bring you down it means that you are higher than them.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
After Mondays and Tuesdays even the calender says WTF.
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Got an issue? Get a tissue.
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
Everything becomes funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
