Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.
Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend.
When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
Love needs to get glasses.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
It's weird not to be weird.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.
The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
