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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

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I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.

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Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.

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Wild hearts can't be broken.

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New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain

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Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.

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The awkward moment when someone is yelling at you and you're desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.

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It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.

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I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.

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Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

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Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.

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Born to be different, like everyone else.

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Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.

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Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

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Cool story bro, changed my life.

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We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.

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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

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Everyone keeps telling me how fun Angry Birds is, but I've been insulting my parakeet all week and he just seems hurt.

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My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.