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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

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When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.

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Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.

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After Mondays and Tuesdays even the calender says WTF.

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I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.

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If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.

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If your not going to win the argument, lie.

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If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.

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Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.

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I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...

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Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.

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Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.

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Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.

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Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?

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I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.

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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.

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If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!

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When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.

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Wild hearts can't be broken.