I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
