I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
If we're not supposed to have late night snacks....why is there a light in the fridge?
Immaturity keeps me young.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
Ran into my ex last week... backed up and ran over his ass again.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
