I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.
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Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
Stubbing your toe and telling the inanimate object to f*ck off.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Never close a door that someone still holds a key to.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
