I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
Charlie Sheen just set record for 'fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers.' Not his only speed record.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
Everything becomes funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
My wife says that I don't listen to her, or something like that.
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
