I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."
Winners do what other people won't.
You never how much is enough until you know how much is too much.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
