2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
You never how much is enough until you know how much is too much.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
Trust in God but lock your car.
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
