2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
You're only as good as your last game.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Letting go doesn't mean giving up, but rather accepting that there are things that cannot be.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
