2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.
Ladies, the only time it is okay to be skeleton skinny is when you are dead. So eat the frigging cookie and enjoy it.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
My wife says that I don't listen to her, or something like that.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
