2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
I went up to my moms face and screamed " I WANT FOOD !!! " Until I got slapped in the face
Trust in God but lock your car.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.
Haters are just confused admirers.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
