2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
