2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
You live and you learn.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
Chuck Norris was bit by a poisonous snake. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
Fall in love with my mind.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
You never how much is enough until you know how much is too much.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
