2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.
Everyone keeps telling me how fun Angry Birds is, but I've been insulting my parakeet all week and he just seems hurt.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
