2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Everybody is a student for life.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use condom, these people are called DADS.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
