2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.
Everybody spread positivity.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
The awkward moment when someone is yelling at you and you're desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
