2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
