2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
You inspire me to be a better pervert.
Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
