Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
Life is like a penis. It's short, but seems so long when it gets hard
When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.
Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend.
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
