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Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.

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Playing comes first, you can work later.

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I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.

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If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.

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Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.

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Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.

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A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

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Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.

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Regret lasts longer than fear.

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Chuck Norris was bit by a poisonous snake. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.

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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

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Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.

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In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.

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People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.

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It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.

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Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.

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If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.