Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!
Procrastination is like masturbation....you're only screwing yourself.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
The lottery: voluntary taxation.
