Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
F that B.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
If we're not supposed to have late night snacks....why is there a light in the fridge?
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
The more pictures you post of your pet the more lonely you are. It's science.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.
I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
