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Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.

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Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.

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My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.

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Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.

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Fall in love with my mind.

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I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.

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I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.

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Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.

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Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.

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The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.

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Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

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I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.

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I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?

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Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.

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If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name, amen'

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You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.

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Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.

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Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.

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Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.