Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
The world is full of guys, be a man.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
Real eyes realize real lies.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
