Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
Ladies, the only time it is okay to be skeleton skinny is when you are dead. So eat the frigging cookie and enjoy it.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
If your life is so shitty maybe you should wipe your ass better.
Never close a door that someone still holds a key to.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
