Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.
Haters are just confused admirers.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
