Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
Men are like parking lots; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
I wish I was as much of a morning person as my penis is.
I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
