Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
You're only as good as your last game.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
