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I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.

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You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.

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God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

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I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.

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Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.

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It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.

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If you got haters, you must be doing something right.

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You can't define love, but love can define you.

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Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.

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Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.

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I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?

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Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

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When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.

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No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.

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Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.

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Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)

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Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.

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I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.