My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't need glasses... she drinks straight out of the bottle.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.
If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name, amen'