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I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.

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Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.

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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

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Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?

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My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't need glasses... she drinks straight out of the bottle.

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I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

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Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.

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If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.

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I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore.

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When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.

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Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.

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If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.

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Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.

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I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name, amen'

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I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.

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The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.

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Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."