I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Make money, don't let it make you.
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
