I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Charlie Sheen just set record for 'fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers.' Not his only speed record.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
Laughing is when a smile has an orgasm.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
Everybody is a student for life.
