I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
Life is like a penis. It's short, but seems so long when it gets hard
You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.
Trust in God but lock your car.
Born to be different, like everyone else.
That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
