I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't need glasses... she drinks straight out of the bottle.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
