I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
Trust in God but lock your car.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
After Mondays and Tuesdays even the calender says WTF.
If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
