I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
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If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Chuck Norris was bit by a poisonous snake. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
The lottery: voluntary taxation.
Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
