I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
