I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.
