I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
The awkward moment when you politely decline food at a friends house and immediately regret the decision afterwards.
The more pictures you post of your pet the more lonely you are. It's science.
