I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
Life is like a penis, when it gets hard, fuck it.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
Be positive for no reason.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
