When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
Perception is everything.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Born to be different, like everyone else.
Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.
Laughing is when a smile has an orgasm.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
