When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
You never how much is enough until you know how much is too much.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
