When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Real eyes realize real lies.
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
Life is like a penis. It's short, but seems so long when it gets hard
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
