When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
I'm not an alchoholic, I'm a drunk. Alchoholics go to meetings.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
