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When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.

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We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.

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Life is like a penis. It's short, but seems so long when it gets hard

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2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.

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It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.

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We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.

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What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'

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Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.

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To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.

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I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.

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Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.

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The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.

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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

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Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.

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A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.

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If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.

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Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.

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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.