When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!
Wherever you go, there you are.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
