When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
