When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
Love needs to get glasses.
Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.
Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
