When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.
Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
God made opposites. He made heaven and hell, darkness and light. He made me smart, and you....
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
Laughing is when a smile has an orgasm.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
