When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
Wherever you go, there you are.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.
