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When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.

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Always remember to smile.

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24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.

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I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.

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When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.

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You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.

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Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.

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Haters hate because they are what you ain't.

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I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.

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That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.

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If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.

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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.

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Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O

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Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.

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It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.

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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.