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If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

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Drunk words are sober thoughts.

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It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.

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Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.

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If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.

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Born to be different, like everyone else.

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The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

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You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.

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I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.

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I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.

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When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.

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From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.

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I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.

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Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.

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Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.

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Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.

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A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

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I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?