If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
Mom: What do you think I am, made of money? Daughter: Isn't that what MOM stands for?
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
