If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.
Trust in God but lock your car.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
He who laughs last didn't get it.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
