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I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.

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Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places

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Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.

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I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.

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Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.

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If we're not supposed to have late night snacks....why is there a light in the fridge?

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I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own

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Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.

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I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

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Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.

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Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.

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I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.

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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

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Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.

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A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.

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Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.

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Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)

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Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.