I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
I went up to my moms face and screamed " I WANT FOOD !!! " Until I got slapped in the face
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O
Be positive for no reason.
I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
