I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
Brushing your teeth before breakfast, is the same as wiping your ass before taking a shit.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
It's weird not to be weird.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
Jesus can walk on water. Ice is 100% water, I can walk on ice. Therefore, I'M 100% JESUS BITCHES.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use condom, these people are called DADS.
