I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
Life is like a penis, when it gets hard, fuck it.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
The awkward moment when someone is yelling at you and you're desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
