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I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.

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If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.

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Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.

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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

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I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

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Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.

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If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.

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Ran into my ex last week... backed up and ran over his ass again.

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If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.

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You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.

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Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.

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Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.

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I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.

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Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.

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I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.