Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
Everything becomes funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.
When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
Life is like a penis. It's short, but seems so long when it gets hard
The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
The more pictures you post of your pet the more lonely you are. It's science.
I'm not an alchoholic, I'm a drunk. Alchoholics go to meetings.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
