Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.