NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Stubbing your toe and telling the inanimate object to f*ck off.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
Immaturity keeps me young.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
