NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
Letting go doesn't mean giving up, but rather accepting that there are things that cannot be.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
