NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
Everybody is a student for life.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
Regret lasts longer than fear.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Stubbing your toe and telling the inanimate object to f*ck off.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
