NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
F that B.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
The last thing I want to do is die.
Mom: What do you think I am, made of money? Daughter: Isn't that what MOM stands for?
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
