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Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.

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It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.

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Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.

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The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.

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I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.

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Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.

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Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.

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Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.

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Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.

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Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.

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Winners do what other people won't.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

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The awkward moment when you politely decline food at a friends house and immediately regret the decision afterwards.

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If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.

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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

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Ran into my ex last week... backed up and ran over his ass again.

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Take it easy, give it hard.

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I miss you like an idiot misses the point.