If your not going to win the argument, lie.
The awkward moment when someone is yelling at you and you're desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Perception is everything.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
The world is full of guys, be a man.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil.
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
