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If your not going to win the argument, lie.

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It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.

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This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".

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Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.

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Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.

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Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.

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A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.

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Charlie Sheen just set record for 'fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers.' Not his only speed record.

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Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.

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I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.

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Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.

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Life is like a penis. It's short, but seems so long when it gets hard

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I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.

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If you can't convince them, confuse them.

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I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?