If your not going to win the argument, lie.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
You're only as good as your last game.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
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