If your not going to win the argument, lie.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
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I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't need glasses... she drinks straight out of the bottle.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
