If your not going to win the argument, lie.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
Love needs to get glasses.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
The world is full of guys, be a man.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
