If your not going to win the argument, lie.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
Never close a door that someone still holds a key to.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
Regret lasts longer than fear.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
