Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.
Make money, don't let it make you.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
Born to be different, like everyone else.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
Everybody is a student for life.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
Immaturity keeps me young.
It's weird not to be weird.
