Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
Make money, don't let it make you.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
You inspire me to be a better pervert.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
