Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
Stubbing your toe and telling the inanimate object to f*ck off.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
