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Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.

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Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.

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The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.

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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

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We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.

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I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.

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Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

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Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.

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Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.

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Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.

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2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.

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Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.

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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

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I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.

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Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.

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Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.

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It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.

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What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

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I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.