Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
If your life is so shitty maybe you should wipe your ass better.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.
