Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
Playing comes first, you can work later.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
