Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
Sex is like money. It's only a problem when you don't have any.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
