Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
