Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
Men are like parking lots; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
True friends stab you in the front!
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
