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Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.

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I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.

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A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

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Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.

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Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.

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Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.

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You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.

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You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.

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Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.

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Don't judge a book by its movie.

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Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

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So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"

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You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

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I wish I was as much of a morning person as my penis is.

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Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

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If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name, amen'

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Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.

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Be positive for no reason.

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I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.