Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.
