Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.
The awkward moment when you realize that people are really laughing at you, not with you.
The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
