Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
Ladies, the only time it is okay to be skeleton skinny is when you are dead. So eat the frigging cookie and enjoy it.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
