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Maturity is knowing when to be immature.

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True friends aren't bought, they are earned.

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Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.

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How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.

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Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.

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2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.

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It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...

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My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.

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Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.

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Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.

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If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.

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I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.

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That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...

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You can't define love, but love can define you.

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If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.

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I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.