Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
The last thing I want to do is die.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
That awkward moment when you don't die on Dec 21 and your kid asks you why he was born on Sept 21.
