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Maturity is knowing when to be immature.

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I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?

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God made opposites. He made heaven and hell, darkness and light. He made me smart, and you....

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Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.

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I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.

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Take it easy, give it hard.

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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

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Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!

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If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.

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I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.

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I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.

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That awkward moment when you don't die on Dec 21 and your kid asks you why he was born on Sept 21.

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If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.

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We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.

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I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.

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Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.

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The awkward moment when you politely decline food at a friends house and immediately regret the decision afterwards.

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Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?

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Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.