Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
God made opposites. He made heaven and hell, darkness and light. He made me smart, and you....
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of bill payments.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
