Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
The awkward moment when you politely decline food at a friends house and immediately regret the decision afterwards.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
