Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.
Take it easy, give it hard.
