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Maturity is knowing when to be immature.

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Dreams lift when reality falls.

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I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...

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Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.

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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

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Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.

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I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.

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Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.

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We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.

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Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.

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Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.

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Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

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If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.

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Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

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Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.

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I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.

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The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.