Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
Everybody spread positivity.
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
