Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
