Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
Charlie Sheen just set record for 'fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers.' Not his only speed record.
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
