Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
You live and you learn.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
Laughing is when a smile has an orgasm.
I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.
The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....
I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
