Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...
Haters make you famous.
Haters are just confused admirers.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
