Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
It's weird not to be weird.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
