Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
A successful man is one that can make more than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.
I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
