Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
