Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Chuck Norris has three types of laundry...whites, darks and blood stained.
Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
Make money, don't let it make you.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
