Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
