Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Procrastination is like masturbation....you're only screwing yourself.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Everybody is a student for life.
You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
