Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
F that B.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Everyone keeps telling me how fun Angry Birds is, but I've been insulting my parakeet all week and he just seems hurt.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
Men are like parking lots; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
