Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
