Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
The awkward moment when you realize that people are really laughing at you, not with you.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
Chuck Norris has three types of laundry...whites, darks and blood stained.
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
