Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Trust in God but lock your car.
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
