Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
You look at them. They look at you. You look away. Awkward.
I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
I always wanted to be someone. I see now that I should have been more specific.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
