Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
True friends stab you in the front!
When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.
Laughing is when a smile has an orgasm.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
Procrastination is like masturbation....you're only screwing yourself.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
