Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
I went up to my moms face and screamed " I WANT FOOD !!! " Until I got slapped in the face
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
You look at them. They look at you. You look away. Awkward.
