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Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.

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If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.

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"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.

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We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.

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Perception is everything.

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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

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Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.

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Patience gets you everywhere on time.

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

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I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.

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That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.

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If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.

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When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.

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Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.

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Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.

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How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.

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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.

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Everybody is a student for life.