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Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.

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The more pictures you post of your pet the more lonely you are. It's science.

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A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

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When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".

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Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.

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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

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Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.

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If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.

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I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.

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Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.

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The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.

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When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.

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You don't have to understand to be understanding.

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The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.

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Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.

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Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.

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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

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Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.

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I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.