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Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.

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Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.

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When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.

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What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

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Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

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After Mondays and Tuesdays even the calender says WTF.

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A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.

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When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".

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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

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I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?

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Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.

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Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.

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"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.

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If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.

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I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.

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If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.

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I need a six month holiday, twice a year.