Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
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I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
Letting go doesn't mean giving up, but rather accepting that there are things that cannot be.
Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
