Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
Mom: What do you think I am, made of money? Daughter: Isn't that what MOM stands for?
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of bill payments.
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
