Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
The world is full of guys, be a man.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
Haters are just confused admirers.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
You inspire me to be a better pervert.
