Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
If your life is so shitty maybe you should wipe your ass better.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".
Regret lasts longer than fear.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
Chuck Norris was bit by a poisonous snake. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
