Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.
Real eyes realize real lies.
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
