Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.
Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
Make money, don't let it make you.
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
Men are like parking lots; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
The awkward moment when you realize that people are really laughing at you, not with you.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
