Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
I wish I was as much of a morning person as my penis is.
"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
