Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
Immaturity keeps me young.
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
Haters are just confused admirers.
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
