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Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?

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This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".

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When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.

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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

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Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.

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I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.

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Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.

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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.

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I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.

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Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.

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Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.

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Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.

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If I got a nickel every time I told my wife I loved her....I'd have a nickel.

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If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.

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A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.

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Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.

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Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!