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I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.

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When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.

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Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil.

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I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.

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I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.

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Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.

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The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

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It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.

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Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.

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We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.

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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.

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When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.

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Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.

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Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.

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Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.

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Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.

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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

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If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.