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I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.

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There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.

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Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

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Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.

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I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.

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The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.

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I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.

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If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

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I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.

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The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.

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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

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Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.

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People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.

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Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.

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War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

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I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.

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Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.

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If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!

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Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...