Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
The last thing I want to do is die.
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
