Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
Wherever you go, there you are.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
