Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
The world is full of guys, be a man.
Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
Charlie Sheen just set record for 'fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers.' Not his only speed record.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
You never how much is enough until you know how much is too much.
When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
