I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
I always wanted to be someone. I see now that I should have been more specific.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
If you can't beat them, taze them.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
You live and you learn.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
