I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
Always remember to smile.
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
That awkward moment when it's not okay after an apology.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
