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That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.

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Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.

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If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.

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I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.

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Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.

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Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.

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Haters make you famous.

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Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.

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Drunk words are sober thoughts.

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Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.

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When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.

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I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.

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Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

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The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.

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Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.

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Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.

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The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.

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A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

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I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.