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That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.

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Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck

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I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.

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Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.

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I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.

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You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.

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Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.

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I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.

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Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

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I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.

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Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.

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My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.

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Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.

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Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.

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24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.

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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.

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Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.

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If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.