When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".
F that B.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
Born to be different, like everyone else.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Winners do what other people won't.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
You never how much is enough until you know how much is too much.
Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Perception is everything.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.