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When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".

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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.

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That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

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Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.

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Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.

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I always wanted to be someone. I see now that I should have been more specific.

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My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.

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Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

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Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.

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Wild hearts can't be broken.

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I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.

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Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.

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If your life is so shitty maybe you should wipe your ass better.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

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Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.