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When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".

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F that B.

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You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.

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You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.

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Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?

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Born to be different, like everyone else.

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I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

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Winners do what other people won't.

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I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.

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Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.

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It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.

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You never how much is enough until you know how much is too much.

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Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.

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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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Perception is everything.

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If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

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War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

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Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.