No really officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
Always remember to smile.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
