No really officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Take it easy, give it hard.
Life is like a penis, when it gets hard, fuck it.
There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of bill payments.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
I wish I was as much of a morning person as my penis is.
Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
Everybody spread positivity.
