No really officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
