No really officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
