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Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.

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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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Auto-correct can kiss my ask.

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.

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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

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Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.

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Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.

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I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.

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I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.

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Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.

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Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.

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A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.

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I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.

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Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.

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Wherever you go, there you are.

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If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.

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Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

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Men are like parking lots; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.