Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
