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Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.

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It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.

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Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.

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When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.

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Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.

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Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

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Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?

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Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.

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Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."

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Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.

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You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.

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Ran into my ex last week... backed up and ran over his ass again.

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I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.

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Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.

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I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.

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Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.

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I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman.

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Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.

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Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?