Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
Life is like a penis. It's short, but seems so long when it gets hard
The awkward moment when someone is yelling at you and you're desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
True friends stab you in the front!
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
