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Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.

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Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.

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If you're good at something, don't do it for free.

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Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.

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.sdrawkcab siht daer uoy edam I

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Life is like a penis. It's short, but seems so long when it gets hard

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The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.

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I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.

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NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.

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You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...

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I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.

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Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use condom, these people are called DADS.

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When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.

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I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.

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It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.

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That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.

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Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.

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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.