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The awkward moment when you realize that people are really laughing at you, not with you.

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Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

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I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.

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You don't have to understand to be understanding.

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What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'

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If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.

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Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.

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Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.

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Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.

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The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.

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We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.

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Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.

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Maturity is knowing when to be immature.

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Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.

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New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

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What's the most successful pickup line ever? A: 'Does this smell like chloroform?'

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Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.